Orchard House Lodges
Our Lodges
All our lodges are self catering comprising a kitchenette (induction hob, microwave, toaster, kettle and fridge - everything you need for cuppa and home cooked meal away from home).
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Our lodges are a studio type layout with a separate shower room and toilet. We provide all linens and basic toliettries.
Our lodges are powered by 100% green electricity including from our own solar array. Heating and hot water is provided by a central oil boiler (we actively offset these emmissions through planting hardwood trees onsite whilst we work to install a renewable alternative).
Chonzie Lodge
Double Bed
Max ocupancy: 2 persons
Lomond Lodge
King Bed & Single Bed
Max ocupancy: 3 persons
Nevis Lodge
King Bed & Single Bed
Max ocupancy: 3 persons
Vorlich Lodge
Double Bed
Max ocupancy: 2 persons
Say hello to our resident Highland Cattle
Our Highlands have a special job here at Ecohuman Farm. They provide a natural fertiliser for our crops and are instrumental in boosting our bio-diversity. As our founding members, they have a home for life!
For the safety of all our guests, we can't permit physical interaction or feeding.
Bonnie
DOB: 19.03.2016
Colour: Blonde
I spent my formative years in the outer hebrides so don't moan to me about weather! We've got a sweet gig here. Now I'm a proud mother of Gordon (Gordo). I try and avoid trouble but if you mess with Gordo...
Gordon
DOB 01.03.2022
Colour: Caramel
I was born here at Ecohuman Farm. You'll normally see me hanging out with Hamish or my mum. I love grass, carrots, apples, plums and more grass!
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Chloe
DOB: 18.05.2018
Colour: Brown
I'm the boss, chief, and matriarch. My job is to keep the herd safe. Meanwhile, I'm the proud mum of Hamish. He's going to be a great leader one day.
Hamish
DOB: 09.05.2021
Colour: Brown
Don't listen to my mum, I'm the one running this show. Though Bonnie doesn't want to make it easy for me.
You'll see me around the hay bale wrestling. I'm trying to perfect my bale flip. Oh and the others make fun of my squeeky moo. What can I say, I'm unique!